Argh

This is distressing. You know, I looked long and hard for my current super silm laptop. I waded through the scum of ebay. I prowled backroom websites where vendors would sell me crack cocaine with my laptop. And now, all the sudden, here comes a nice shiny new, lightweight, cheap laptop, and with linux too boot. All from a smiling, reputable home-grown vendor. Pah

No matter where you jump in the great technological river, the next best thing is just around the oxbow.