Here's a Stupid Idea

Let's elect Richard Gere to represent the *entire world*. What a stupid idea. Who thought of this? As if the Palestinians even know who he is. As if they should care! Out of all the people they could have chosen, say the Pope, the Dalai Lama, Nelson Mandela, Jimmy Carter, the president of the EU, hell even an Elvis impersonator, they chose Richard Gere? Come on. So what if he's got a foundation spawned from his interest in Tibet. El Ves has "Noel" tatooed on his knuckles. It's nice of Gere to contribute, and honorable of him to give those gifts of time and money, but when it comes to representing the entire human race, I draw the line. A big heavy line. The kind of line that separates the pillars of peace and humanity across the globe from say, someone who plays supporting roles in bad movies. And really, I don't like him as an actor either, but that's just my personal preference.

The only bright side is that when aliens invade, we can hand over our leader, Richard Gere, and he will be eaten. Then El Ves will be supreme human, and would make all the world a Graciasland. And a hip one at that.