Friday, November 12, 2004

If the Only Tool You Have is a Taser

Every problem looks like a six year old boy. Key quote: "By using the Taser, we were able to stop the situation, stop him from hurting himself," police spokesman Juan DelCastillo told The Miami Herald.

Yes folks, the police felt outclassed by the toddler, so they chose 50,000 volts of tough love to subdue the lunatic, er, six year old. Yeah. That kid will go through life secure in the righteousness of public service.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

if they could reach the kid to taser him, couldn't they just grab him with hands instead? if the parent(s) don't sue, they're crazy.

not that the kid doesn't have serious emotional problems if he put himself in the position in the first place. serious therapy is required--now.

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